Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
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