what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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