the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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