I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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