Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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