So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
