Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
