So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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