Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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