butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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