Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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