I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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