singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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