Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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