the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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