More tranny stories later!
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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