So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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