Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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