All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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