I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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