we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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