She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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