I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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