hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize