Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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