Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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