he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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