my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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