She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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