spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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