Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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