I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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