i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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