Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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