what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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