Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Ladies don't puke and tell
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Let the clothes fall where they may.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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