I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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