So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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