Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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