Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
