it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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