He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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