how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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