i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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