what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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