Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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