i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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