normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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