All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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