hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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