awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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