oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
