Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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