with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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